UOG World Cup Schedule

[Redkop]

Here are the dates when your teams are playing. Please keep all name calling to a minimum and may the best UOG team win

June 9th
Germany v Costa Rica (Junior Mickey v Alec K)
Poland v Ecuador (Tweenie123 v Koolkay04)

June 10th
England v Paraguay (Sweetp v USCwest)
Trinidad & Tobago V Sweden (Dawn v tb2830)
Argentina v Ivory Coast (josh.p v Paula K)

June 11th
Serbia & Mont v Holland (Thumper v LisaW)
Mexico v Iran (Mista B v JasonC)
Angola v Portugal (Wendy v Justine)

June 12th
Australia v The Mighty Japan (2J's Mom v Redkop)
USA v Czech Republic (Johnie v OKWTink)
Italy v Ghana (UKwdwnut v Hayley'n'Eeyore)

June 13th
South Korea v Togo (Kiltedwarrior v Cooks)
France v Switzerland (Chris/Lisa v Nickirick)
Brazil v Croatia (Roebuck v Whitequeen)

June 14th
Spain v Ukraine (Mister E v Tinker)
Tunisia v Saudi Arabia (Miraclemoments v WendyL)
Germany v Poland (Junior Mickey v Tweenie123)

June 15th
Ecuador v Costa Rica (Koolkay04 v AlecK)
England v Trinidad & Tobago (Sweetp v Dawn)
Sweden v Paraguay (tb2830 v USCwest)

June 16th
Argentina v Serbia & Mont (josh.p. v Thumper)
Holland v Ivory Coast (LisaW v PaulaK)
Mexico v Angola (MistaB v Wendy)

June 17th
Portugal v Iran (Justine v JasonC)
Czech Republic v Ghana (OKWTink v Hayley'n'Eeyore)
Italy v USA (UKwdwnut v Johnie)

June 18th
The Mighty Japan v Croatia (Redkop v Whitequeen)
Brazil v Australia (Roebuck v 2J's Mom)
France v South Korea (Chris/Lisa v Kiltedwarrior)

June 19th
Togo v Switzerland (Cooks v Nickirick)
Saudi Arabia v Ukraine (WendyL v Tinker)
Spain v Tunisa (Mister E v Miraclemoments)

June 20th
Ecuador v Germany (Koolkay04 v junior Mickey)
Costa Rica v Poland (AlecK v Tweenie123)
Paraguay v Trinidad & Tobago (USCWest v Dawn)
Sweden v England (tb2830 v Sweetp)

June 21st
Portugal v Mexico (Justine v MistaB)
Iran v Angola (JasonC v Wendy)
Ivory Coast v Serbia & Mont. (PaulaK v Thumper)
Holland v Argentina (LisaW v josh.p.)

June 22nd
Czech Republic v Italy (OKWTink v UKwdwnut)
Ghana v USA (Hayley'n'Eeyore v Johnie)
The Mighty Japan v Brazil (Redkop v Roebuck)
Croatia v Australia (Whitequeen v 2J's Mom)

June 23rd
Ukraine v Tunisia (Tinker v Miraclemoments)
Saudi Arabia v Spain (WendyL v Mister E)
Switzerland v South Korea (Nickirick v Kiltedwarrior)
Togo v France (Cooks v Chris/Lisa)

Good luck to all :thumbs:

[Whitequeen]

Wad'ya mean? No name calling? Isn't that what happens at every football match? :D
I'm gonna 'name call' in Croatian!!:) I've got my trusty 'Teach yourself Croatian' book.:thumbs:

[Redkop]

wouldnt be the 1st time you have called me names :p

see you on the 18th of June, when your boys will get a hammering from my boys..........bet you :thumbs:

[Dawn]

They speak Serbo-Croat there. I will send you a link to a page you will find most useful. :wink:

[Whitequeen]

I'll take that bet!!
Wot'ya gonna do, Mr. Japan? Dress up like Power Rangers and zap my boys?:lol: I don't think so!!!:D

[Whitequeen]

They speak Serbo-Croat there. I will send you a link to a page you will find most useful. :wink:
Thank you!! I must have mislaid that web page.:wink:

[Redkop]

I'll take that bet!!
Wot'ya gonna do, Mr. Japan? Dress up like Power Rangers and zap my boys?:lol: I don't think so!!!:D

:evil: won every bet i have had with you so far

[Dawn]

Poo. The official language of the T-Ts is English. Well that's not going to be any fun is it. :rolleyes:

[Whitequeen]

:evil: won every bet i have had with you so far
Yes, but we're talking JAPAN here!!!! No contest!!:lol:

[Redkop]

Yes, but we're talking JAPAN here!!!! No contest!!:lol:

:rolleyes: whatever hun

[Dawn]

I'm going to be on holiday for my last game. Is there a bar at Land's End? :Panic:

[Whitequeen]

I'm going to be on holiday for my last game. Is there a bar at Land's End? :Panic:
Yes, there is!! I've been in it!!:thumbs:

[Redkop]

Yes, there is!! I've been in it!!:thumbs:

:shock: whitequeen in bar :lol:

[Dawn]

Yes, there is!! I've been in it!!:thumbs:

I'm so unsurprised. :lol:

[tb2830]

:wiggle: i cant wait this is going to be sooooooooooooo much fun
tracy

thou im not looking forward to the abuse i might get from dawn:eek:

[Dawn]

:angel:

[Whitequeen]

Oiy!! Red!!! May your Sushi shrivel up and die!!!!:D
Ha! That told him.:lol:

[Redkop]

Oiy!! Red!!! May your Sushi shrivel up and die!!!!:D
Ha! That told him.:lol:

You have insulted me WQ, i will be seeing you on the 18th :p

[tb2830]

:hide: :rotfl:
tracy

[Whitequeen]

Like you frighten us Croats!!! Ha!! We laugh in the face of your silly toe socks!!:D

[Dawn]

:lmao:

Toe socks!!!!

UP THE T-Ts

[Redkop]

Like you frighten us Croats!!! Ha!! We laugh in the face of your silly toe socks!!:D
we maybe 5ft tall but we will run rings round you eastern europeans.........anyhow what sort of name is croatia for a country :rolleyes:

[Whitequeen]

we maybe 5ft tall but we will run rings round you eastern europeans.........anyhow what sort of name is croatia for a country :rolleyes:
It's a Croatian name.............stupid small person!!:lol:

[Redkop]

only a european would think its a good name

[Whitequeen]

Ha!! At least we don't have to travel millions of miles just get there!! You lot are gonna be worn out before you get there!!:lol: You really should have shelled out for Virgin flights instead of Kamikaze Airlines!!!:D

[Redkop]

Typical European Over confidence............if it wasnt for us you wouldnt have the internet :p

[Whitequeen]

Yeah right!! Who do you think you are Bill 'Yakimoto' Gates?:D

[Dawn]

:gairy:

[PaulaK]

Keith invented t'internet! :p

Excuse me.....adjudicator! :overhere: since when were Japan known as 'the mighty' :rotfl:

[Whitequeen]

Keith invented t'internet! :p

Excuse me.....adjudicator! :overhere: since when were Japan known as 'the mighty' :rotfl:

They're not! Everyone knows that.:lol:
Goodness knows what I'm going to come up with to throw at Roebuck when we play Brazil.:lol:

[PaulaK]

How do you think I feel, I may as well not even turn up to the first match. My team will lose to one run by a 14 year old :lol:

[Whitequeen]

No!!!:unsure: Who let's a 14yr old run a team, they can't even clean their bedroom.:lol:
Where is the Ivory Coast BTW?:unsure:

[Mister E]

June 19th
Spain v Tunisa (Mister E v Miraclemoments)

We call this the Tight-Roll Bowl

The loser has to tight-roll their jeans for a week (and walk in public with it).

Whaddya say?

[PaulaK]

Africa. Apparently we have some okay striker dude called Drogba that can dive a lot when he plays for Chelsea :whistle: and someone called Kolo Toure who plays for Arsenal. We were runners up to Egypt the host nation in the African nations Cup. We lost on penalties. We are not as bad as I thought! Google is my friend :lol:

[miraclemoments]

June 19th
Spain v Tunisa (Mister E v Miraclemoments)

We call this the Tight-Roll Bowl

The loser has to tight-roll their jeans for a week (and walk in public with it).

Whaddya say?


:lmao: :rotfl: :lmao:

You're ON!!!!! :evil:

Photographic evidence WILL be required!!!

Don't worry though, I'll treat you to a LIIT beforehand :wink:

[AlecK]

We call this the Tight-Roll Bowl

The loser has to tight-roll their jeans for a week (and walk in public with it).

Whaddya say?


Can we have a UK translation please ? :)

[Redkop]

Africa. Apparently we have some okay striker dude called Drogba that can dive a lot when he plays for Chelsea :whistle: and someone called Kolo Toure who plays for Arsenal. We were runners up to Egypt the host nation in the African nations Cup. We lost on penalties. We are not as bad as I thought! Google is my friend :lol:

predicted as an outsider for the last 8................of course The Mighty Japan will go on for world supremecy after we win the world cup..............or my name is not Dr Redkop :lol:

[Johnie]

Can we have a UK translation please ? :)


An 80's thing where you make sure the bottom of your pants was as tight as it could be against your ankle. A lovely fashion statement :whistle:

[PaulaK]

Ah, but 'skinny jeans' are all the fashion again here now. :shrug: Miracle (yes, i'm afraid it will be you! :lol: ) you can tell them it's the latest European rage......just like that sipping rosé we discussed :wink:

[ukwdwnut]

An 80's thing where you make sure the bottom of your pants was as tight as it could be against your ankle. A lovely fashion statement :whistle:


didnt we call them drainpipes here :)

looks like im playing you johnie, tink and hayley :)

[miraclemoments]

Ah, but 'skinny jeans' are all the fashion again here now. :shrug: Miracle (yes, i'm afraid it will be you! :lol: ) you can tell them it's the latest European rage......just like that sipping rosé we discussed :wink:

Paulaaaaaaaaa!!! You're supposed to be on MY side!!! Although I'd have to say I'm all for ANY jeans that make a body part of mine look "skinny." :wink:

So, what you're saying is...I'll be wearing skinny jeans and sipping pink zinfy? Eh. I can dig it. At least I'm not carrying a pink backpack :wink:

[Johnie]

bwahhaaaa :lol:

[hayleyneeyore]

My first game is with you Mike....


OH IT'S ON!!!!!!!! :lol:

[ukwdwnut]

My first game is with you Mike....


OH IT'S ON!!!!!!!! :lol:

i was going to answer this with something but every way i can it dont sound right for here :lol:

got one, prepare to get a good mauling :)

[Tinker]

Anne we compete on the 23rd of June . If we plan it right, we could watch it at ESPN in the city and :whistle: :lol:

[PaulaK]

i was going to answer this with something but every way i can it dont sound right for here :lol:

got one, prepare to get a good mauling :)


and that does sound right?! :lmao:

[ukwdwnut]

and that does sound right?! :lmao:


:lol: you got my drift then? :lol:

[Redkop]

:whistle:

[ukwdwnut]

where you working in london red 2mora?

[Redkop]

where you working in london red 2mora?

I am just over the dartford bridge for a few days and then in acton,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if the roadworks on the M25 are kind to me

[ukwdwnut]

I am just over the dartford bridge for a few days and then in acton,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if the roadworks on the M25 are kind to me

your just down the road from me then, im pretty close to the a12 just a cpouple of jcts from the dartford crossing

[Redkop]

your just down the road from me then, im pretty close to the a12 just a cpouple of jcts from the dartford crossing

over my head mike...........i come off just after the dartford crossing..........though i am amazed how i have kept my car in one approaching the tolls :lol:

[ukwdwnut]

over my head mike...........i come off just after the dartford crossing..........though i am amazed how i have kept my car in one approaching the tolls :lol:


do you come round the m25 clock or anti clock

[Redkop]

clock , off jct 6a M1

[Whitequeen]

EXCUSE ME!!! Football thread here not the AA Route Planner!!!:lol:

[ukwdwnut]

clock , off jct 6a M1


i live down the next jct after the m11, so you pass me

[ukwdwnut]

EXCUSE ME!!! Football thread here not the AA Route Planner!!!:lol:

:p get back to your knitting :whistle: :lol:

[Redkop]

i live down the next jct after the m11, so you pass me
watch out for the scouser with the FA Cup and Japan flag then :lol:

[ukwdwnut]

watch out for the scouser with the FA Cup and Japan flag then :lol:


*cough* :p :lol:

[OKWTink]

Off topic gentlemen. Our Whitequeen is not a knitter, by the way. :huh:

Shall we return to discussing the merits of Japan over... what country was it? :unsure:

Czech Republic has a real chance. I've been given that info on good authority. :D

[tweenie123]

A lady who teaches with me lives next door to an old Polish man and she's promised to ask him some 'phrases' that I can use. I've been told that I've got no chance of getting through the opening rounds but I've been watching Everton for years so am very optimistic!

[PaulaK]

LOL! Well coming from a family of Man City fans i'm used to losing too :hehe:

[2JsMom]

wouldnt be the 1st time you have called me names :p

see you on the 18th of June, when your boys will get a hammering from my boys..........bet you :thumbs:
Your boys will still be recovering from the beating from my boys on the 12th, Red!:D

[kazzaqld]

Your boys will still be recovering from the beating from my boys on the 12th, Red!:D

That's the spirit 2J's!!

[OKWTink]

Kazza, you can join me in being a supporter of the Czech team if you'd like. :yes: You could copy my signature, or make one of your own? I just don't like to think of you not having a team to support! (If you'd like one, I mean). :shy:

[miraclemoments]

Not the most heartening moment when you look up Tunisia stats, and under "Top Scorer" you get a question mark... :rolleyes:

I'm going to go with...they are *all* top scorers...right? :confused:

[kazzaqld]

Kazza, you can join me in being a supporter of the Czech team if you'd like. :yes: You could copy my signature, or make one of your own? I just don't like to think of you not having a team to support! (If you'd like one, I mean). :shy:

'Tink that sounds good - I guess if the UK board members aren't allowed to cheer for England except for sweetp who drew them, then it's probably not fair for me to cheer for Australia! :lol:

My best friend when I lived in Germany was a girl from then-Czechoslovakia, and I have always wanted to visit Prague. It's fate!

I'll work on a signature.:thumbs:

Děkuju. (thank you)

[Dawn]

Up the T-Ts :thumbs:

[OKWTink]

OH! I didn't mean that you couldn't cheer for your "home team!" :eek:

Up the TT? Now that sounds almost errrmmm... well, ahhhh not so nice! :lol:

[Dawn]

Up the TT? Now that sounds almost errrmmm... well, ahhhh not so nice! :lol:

I know. It's so cool. :thumbs:

[Wendy]

Up the T-Ts :thumbs:

We're going to be hearing this alot, aren't we Dawn?

[PaulaK]

:lmao:
Weren't they playing Wales on the beeb yesterday? How did they do? :unsure:

[ukwdwnut]

lost 2-1 :D

[PaulaK]

:oops: best lift those T-T's a bit Dawn! :runaway:

[Dawn]

The T-Ts were in need of a bit more up front yesterday.

[PaulaK]

:lmao: I think we have many months of this ahead :rotfl:

[Wendy]

Think you may need to raise their profile????? :wink:

[Dawn]

Maybe I should give them a bit more support. :unsure:

[miraclemoments]

Put some steel under 'em Dawn!!! That'll do it!

[*Thumper*]

Oh No! im on holiday for my first two matches! Against Holland (LisaW) adnd Argentina (Josh). Any volunteers to give out some friendly abuse/banter for my team whilst i'm away? :D Anyone who didn't get a team and wants to join forces? I realise if It were Brazil or Spain this might sound more appealing but ... any takers? :thumbs: They have actually got a few players that i've heard of!! :whistle:

[Dawn]

Have just discovered that the natives of T and T also speak patois so my coming opponents will have the likes of the following hurled at them during our games...

Ef yuh choble him 'im me a-go hit yuh :evil:

[OKWTink]

Good L-rd, I understood that. :eek:

[Dawn]

No fun abusing you then. :sigh:

[OKWTink]

It's only because I work with (and have in the past worked with) some folks from Trinidad. :D They have some GRAND patois. 'Specially when they talk REALLY FAST! :yes:

But s'okay. I won't tell.

[Dawn]

You're a biscuit. :D

[Redkop]

Been to Trinidad, was a laid back place, i actually played cricket there...........got bowled out straight away :lol: , also once played football in Brasil..............that was so cool :thumbs:

[ukwdwnut]

also once played football in Brasil..............that was so cool :thumbs:

shall we call you ronaldredkop from now on then chris :lol:

[Redkop]

shall we call you ronaldredkop from now on then chris :lol:

hey i dribbled around a few brasilians..............yes you can call me that :thumbs:

[ukwdwnut]

hey i dribbled around a few brasilians


was that supposed to be over, and was drunk at the time after 20 guinness' :lol:

[Redkop]

as i was 14 nope :rolleyes:

[ukwdwnut]

as i was 14 nope :rolleyes:


:lol: ok then

[Redkop]

just bumping this up so you can see when your team is playing :thumbs:

[ukwdwnut]

just bumping this up so you can see when your team is playing :thumbs:

and again :)

[PaulaK]

Don't hold out much hope for us winning later but you never know! :fingers: Good luck Josh! :shake:

[josh.p.]

Good luck too Paula!
not that You need it, we already won the match:shrug:
but the feeling was there all the same :lol: