One for the grey matter ..........

[arcamalpha2003]

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.



In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.



What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
:wink:


Bill.

[lisaw]

:lol: I've already seen this and it's very funny - I won't spoil it though :D

[Mister E]

I'm gonna take a stab -

You should continue driving at constant speed until the pig has a heart attack from running at 50 MPH and dies.

[Dawn]

Wrong :wink:

[ukwdwnut]

didnt i send you this the other day? :)

[ThinkTink]

How about, brake so the fire engine passes you, get in his lane and then the helicopter and pig colide making bacon :lol:

[neil@disney]

How about, get off the children's roundabout :lol: :wink:

[ukwdwnut]

How about, get off the children's roundabout :lol: :wink:


ah you spoilt it neil :lol:

[neil@disney]

Couldn't resist, sorry :blush2:

I got it at work today :D

[ukwdwnut]

Couldn't resist, sorry :blush2:

I got it at work today :D


i sent this to loads the other day, and i couldnt remember the answer :lol:

[arcamalpha2003]

i sent this to loads the other day, and i couldnt remember the answer :lol:

Cant remember seeing it in my email inbox mikey :) spotted it today on another forum :D :lol:
Well done neil and some nice answers there :lol:



Bill.

[ThinkTink]

OK, I have one.....

Two coal miners come out of a mine after a long day of work. One has a clean face and one a filthy dirty face. During a conversation, the one with the clean face wipes his all of, the one with the dirty face does nothing.....why?

[Mister E]

The one with the dirty face was "showering" the clean face one while they were talking...? :wink:

[ThinkTink]

"Showering" :confused: I'm lost, course, I don't speak Floridian :lol: ...'splain please and I'll let you know.

[mumof2]

the one with the dirty face is the bird they take down the mine with them (can't remember what it is :confused: - canary??)

[ThinkTink]

nope, they are both men.

[mumof2]

nope, they are both men.

oh :unsure: i'm still thinking!!

[ukwdwnut]

Cant remember seeing it in my email inbox mikey :) spotted it today on another forum :D :lol:
Well done neil and some nice answers there :lol:



Bill.


some of my emails have been getting thru, but a lot have been refused cos your quota had been exceeded, was the message i was getting, i get that quite a bit on your email account bill :shrug:

[Mister E]

"Showering" :confused: I'm lost, course, I don't speak Floridian :lol: ...'splain please and I'll let you know.
Some people tend to speak with great, uhh, "fluidity"...

Meaning maybe some excessive saliyva could be escaping from their mouths onto the face of the person they're speaking to...

Purely by accident, of course...

[arcamalpha2003]

some of my emails have been getting thru, but a lot have been refused cos your quota had been exceeded, was the message i was getting, i get that quite a bit on your email account bill :shrug:


Sorry mike, gonna have to clean up my inbox I think, inundated with emails from desirable ladies :wink: :rotfl:

Bill.

[mumof2]

OK, I have one.....

Two coal miners come out of a mine after a long day of work. One has a clean face and one a filthy dirty face. During a conversation, the one with the clean face wipes his all of, the one with the dirty face does nothing.....why?

did anyone get the answer to this one yet - i'm still thinking about it :lol: